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gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.

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he likes tuesdays

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dave-tho:

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dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

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OMG THIS ^^

WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH  ?? ? ?? ?? ? ???

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD

thank you science side of tumblr

[supernatural gif]

I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR

♥✞MASTURBATION TIPS✞♥

why does the link lead to that

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accidently:

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littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

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  • Question: what's homestuck? - william-from-england
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    davediddlystrider:

    theonemusicmaniac:

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    Homestuck is a webcomic written by Andrew Hussie, featured on a website called MS Paint Adventures. It attracts many followers worldwide due to its video game themes, plot development, and lovable characters. Despite its sci-fi and fantasy nature, many people find Homestuck to be rather relatable.

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    It is a story about four kids (John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, and Jade Harley) who all want to play a new video game called SBURB that just came out. Little do they know that not only will the game seal the fate of bringing the apocalypse to earth, but they will also be the heroes put in charge of saving their universe.

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    In an alternate universe, twelve alien kids, who call their species “trolls”, experience the same fate as the kids whom you’ve already been introduced to. Finding evidence of success from the human kids’ session, the trolls seize opportunity to communicate with the kids in order for both sessions to save their universes.

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    Without trying to give too much of the plot away in case you’re curious to read it, I will say there is a third universe involved. In this universe, the guardians from the kid’s universe are now the children in this universe, and the kids are the adults (basically a swap in age and family role). These kids will also be destined to play SBURB, and they will be destined to meet the kids you were first introduced to.

    From an outsider’s perspective, Homestuck appears to be a long story with nothing but confusing wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey issues and the instabilty of all that is space, but if you come around to reading it and appreciate it for its video game-like structure and sarcastic humor, you’ll learn that Homestuck

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    is about friendship

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    is about family

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    is a story about love

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    Four kinds of love, to be exact

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    Including themes of forrbidden love

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    … and it’s about loss.

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    It’s a story of self-doubt

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    It is a story about reevaluating your life decisions

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    and suffering the consequences of your decisions

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    It’s about the fear of living in someone’s shadow

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    It’s about gaining confidence so that you may someday fly

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    It’s about helping everyone out no matter how people view your actions

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    It is about recognizing the intelligence and beauty in the person whom you care most about, regardless of gender

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    It’s a story of betrayal

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    It’s about coping with apathy and bipolarity

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    It’s about maintaining your strength while staying true to your heart

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    It’s about self-esteem issues

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    And it’s about acknowledging that, no matter where you’re from, everyone is equal.

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    It’s is about how we, as people, must work as one despite our cultural upbringings and differences so that we can work together and make the most out of the life we are living.

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    So we have to work together and stay positive

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    No matter what trouble lies ahead

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    … no seriously there’s a lot of trouble that lies ahead I am not even joking here

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    i am not even fricken kidding man do u think i look like i am kidding 

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    it gets INTENSE

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    So whether you suffer from alcohol abuse or depression or any other personal problems, or if you ever feel like you are alone in this world

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    Homestuck is an adventure.

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    An adventure worth celebrating.

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    So I invite you all to have a taste

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    Of justice

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    Of exciting news, and of course

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    And constructed together, you have the incredible tale

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    of a webcomic called

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    If you would like to begin reading Homestuck, click here

    To support the original artists/musicians, you can purchase Homestuck music here

    If you’d rather watch the adventure instead of read it, Homestuck is featured on YouTube here

    Thank you, and Happy Homestucking!

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    The only description that actually matters

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ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

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cellarspider:

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whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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equalist:

seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button

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xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

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hasamiha:

just press play B)

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halleluyall:

stormbramble:

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

CAN WE ALSO NOT MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WAITING UNTIL MARRIAGE

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HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

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